The 'Howard Stern Show'
February 18th, 1999
|Howard: Ah man. So, what was this I was reading?
So, while you were hot, you always had hot girlfriends. I didn't know
Robyn: Oh, yes you did.
Howard: Yeah, well, alright. I was working into it.
Howard: Brooke Shields?
Howard: How do you get her? How do you get a broad like that? Where do you meet a girl like that? Tell us.
Howard: At least the Lennon name is good for something, right?
Robyn: Don't you think he can get them on his own?
Howard: C'mon, it gets you the entrée.
Howard: No, I know. But you got the entrée into the, you know what I'm saying?
Howard: Doesn't it get you the entrée?
Jacky: Foot in the door!
Howard: I'm saying, I'm saying it's hard for a guy to meet Brooke Shields. You've got the Lennon name, it kind of gets you in the door.
Robyn: When did he meet Brooke?
Howard: How long ago was this? You got her when she was good looking, right? (laughter)
Howard: Yeah, she looks fine.
Robyn: How old was she?
Howard: Were you in love with her?
Howard: Oh, I don't know - don't see that - I don't see you two as a couple.
Howard: How long were you going out with her?
Howard: No kidding. Good in the sack?
Howard: Oh, I see. You'll tell me off the air for God's sakes.
Howard: I heard she dumped you for Zac Starkey, is that true? (lots of laughter)
Robyn: Oh stop it, All the Beatle children?
Howard: Wait a second here, I've got a list of some of the girls you were with. Let me take a look at this list. Hold on. - Here's one I would love to have sex with, that you had as a girlfriend.
Howard: Alright. Olivia D'Abo. I don't know how to say her name but she was on the Wonder Years.
Robyn: Olivia D'Abo
Howard: Olivia D'Abo the one on the Wonder Years who played the
Robyn: The daughter, the hippie daughter.
Howard: I bet.
Howard: No kidding. How did you meet a girl like that?
Howard: No kidding
Howard: Oh, really?
Howard: No wonder you didn't have time to work. Look at what you were busy with and then you went over there and you saw Olivia, who was quite beautiful. And she was on the Wonder Years at that point?
Howard: And you started rapping to her. You must have a good rap. Write a little song for these chicks?
Howard: How long does it take to get into the sack with a chick like that?
Howard: C'mon. Be honest with me.
Howard: Take you two or three times or right away you're making out on the bed?
Howard: Could you have gotten them both, Miriam and Olivia?
Howard: Hey, money schmoney, he's having fun.
Howard: No kidding. Now let me see who else you got on this list. I'm thinking about that. Oh, here's another broad I'd like.
Howard: Do you date any ugly broads? Look at this, Kylie Minogue.
Howard: Oh, here's one I really want.
Robyn: What do you have?
Howard: Here's one I want.
Howard: Alright, so I was wrong about Kylie Minogue. Never had her?
Howard: Now wait a minute, Katie Wagner.
Howard: Wouldn't let you in her pants?
Howard: Surprised you couldn't get that deal done?
Robyn: Little more money
Howard: Yeah. Yoko could have been a little generous.
Howard: And, oh, so now you're in a serious relationship, huh? That's too bad.
Robyn: That's too bad.
Robyn: He feels sorry for you.
Howard: I'm just kidding.
Howard: Lucy, huh?
Howard: And where did you meet this babe? England?
Howard: Where? At modeling shows?
Howard: No kidding
Howard: You're not going to get married though, are you?
Howard: I don't see you as the marriage type.
Howard: Alright. So then you decided to get back into the music business and now you've written this new album. Did it take you like a couple of years to write?
Howard: What is that, a wedding ring on your finger?
Howard: Oh, okay.What is it a friendship ring or something?
Howard: It looks like a wedding ring. You shouldn't wear that. You're not going to meet new chicks.
Howard: You stole it from Yoko, didn't you? Tell the truth. You went up to the apartment and you took it.
Transcription by CJ Burianek & Diane Randall
Background/Flowers from the 'Photograph Smile' CD inlet by Angelika Letsch.
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